Ok, look, I’m not saying that I’m smart, but at the same time I’m not saying that I’m stupid. However, my brain (at least a part of it) begs to differ.
Like I can think something but then immediately afterwards my other side of the brain just goes “What the fuck dude?! That’s just stupid!”. Like today, I saw this young woman sitting on the subway , whistling, but she had a bluetooth headset. So I, for an actual full minute thought to myself that she had some sort of whistling activated bluetooth headset whereas my brain went “Are you fucking serious?! You are the dumbest idiot on the planet! That’s not even a thing you ass hole!”
I wrestle with my own thoughts a lot, but it get tiresome quite quickly so I focus on something else, usually other people. I listen in on these two other guys talking…before I go on I just really have to point this out; what happened to people using their words? Actually using them? In today’s standards it just seems that we grab the first best word from the shelf, it doesn’t have any meaning anymore. Sure, I’m guilty of that aswell but I’m trying to better myself. But no, in this day and age it’s just top shelf words. So these two guys are talking. The one says to another “Hey, guess who I saw today? – Who? – Jessica. – That’s hilarious.” What the fuck? Is it? Is it HILARIOUS that Fucknut #1 saw Jessica? Like is that even a story?! One person saw another one, wow! Do you know what hilarious/hilarity means? It means that you literally go insane from comedy. It means that you hear something and it is so funny that you can’t even cope with the outside world, after a week you lie down in a gutter with piss and shit all over yourself because your mind is completely destroyed…by comedy. So yeah, fuck the guys and fuck Jessica, I hope she dies…TODAY! Right after my post. You know how that conversation should have ended? “Hey, guess who I saw today? – Who? – Jessica. – That happened.” I hate that, when people ask me “You wont believe who I saw today!…yes I will. I totally will, of course I will! How could I not. If it isn’t something so extraordinary that my head will explode. ‘Cause clearly the person survived it, the person lived so he/she could tell me, so yeah, I will believe it.
I overheard a couple later on after I was finsihed hating the other ones.
“Oh my god, I ate the best dinner last night with my mom. – Oh really? – Yeah! It was amazing!” Was it?! Was it really? AMAZING? You were amazed by that dinner? How can you continue your miserable life if all that it took was a (what I presume) delicious meal? You should honest to god end your life then , there is no point for you if your mind became AMAZED. Nothing in life will ever live up to that.
Oh, it’s my stop?! That went fast…
Please, try to use them well.